Placeholder page
Keep the contact details simple when you add them.
This page is intentionally restrained so it can later hold one clear email address, a lightweight contact form, press information, or a few social links without losing the tone of the site.
Recommended approach
Add one obvious way to reach you and keep the copy brief. Let the chat page handle the jokes. Let this page handle the actual logistics.
Suggested future sections
Contact email, press note, link to a privacy policy, and any short explanation of who runs the site. Nothing crowded. Nothing performative.